Top 10 That Will Never Work UK – Birthday Greeting Cards

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1. Hey Chimp


Boyfriend, Hey Chimp Golf Birthday Cards for him, Any birthday 30th 40th, funny golf birthday card for a husband, uncle, brother. Birthday cards for men, Never Too Old To Go Clubbing Card

Hey Chimp #ad - This makes it suitable for anyone - friend dad mum husband wife brother sister nana or grandad. This adds to the excitement of opening, especially if you put a gift card or voucher inside :-.

You're never too old to go clubbing. Quality & size professionally printed on 300gsm heavyweight card with a matte finish. Professionally printed using high tech digital canon & Epson printers, this funny birthday card for men and women will stand out on any mantelpiece. There is loads of space inside to add any additional message or greeting. The card when folded is 5 x 7 inches 127mm x 178mm approx. Direct delivery this happy birthday card is now available for delivery direct to your door. Envelope included - a humorous birthday card that comes complete with a brown envelope. Remember.
BrandHey Chimp #ad
ManufacturerHey Chimp #ad
Height17.8 cm (7.01 Inches)
Length0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Weight0.05 kg (0.12 Pounds)
Width12.7 cm (5 Inches)



Adhesive White Vinyl For School Wear, Message Name To Be Printed, STIKINS® Label Planet®, New Stick In Name Labelling NO NEED TO IRON ON/SEW, Children’s School Uniform/Clothes/Clothing Labels For Kids/Children, 90x Personalised Garment Stickers

STIKINS #ad - An even tougher Label/Adhesive Combination Has Been Introduced. Dishwasher/microwave safe, for Use On All Items Not Just Clothing Garments. Each label Measures 3cm x 1.

5cm designed For Optimal Performance. The labels themselves Are Also A Brighter White Than Previously. Stikins are always sent Same/Next Working Day. Stikins are now also suncream proof Unlike Other Name Labels. Product improvement february 2019. Simply peel off and stick in. Stikins name labels can be stuck on to wash-care labels of clothes. Stikins are made from a high performance soft white plastic and an Incredibly Advanced Adhesive. Passed bs en iso6330 wash test procedure for 40 washes at 40 Degrees. Stikins are not just for clothes, bottles, Toys, Bags, Lunchboxes, Possessions, Cups, They Can Also Be Used on Footwear, More.
BrandSTIKINS #ad
ManufacturerLabel Planet #ad
Part Number8498

3. Loctite


Strong All Purpose Adhesive for High-Quality Repairs, Clear Glue for Various Materials, Easy to Use Instant Super Glue, Loctite Universal, Convenient Travel Size 3 x 1g

Loctite #ad - Package contents: loctite universal, transparent, solvent free cyanoacrylate glue for instant strength, shock and temperature resistant, water, pack of 3 3 x 1 g Tubes. All purpose glue: this glue is suitable for various materials such as china or rubber and can also be used as a wood glue, metal glue or plastic glue except PE, PP.

This proves ideal for use in a range of locations. Functional design: this loctite super glue comes in handy with small-sized pipettes making them perfect for travel emergencies. Extra strength: this strong glue is not only water and dishwasher resistant but also shock- and temperature resistant. They will fit easily into any bag or case. Long-lasting: with instant strength in a single drop this Loctite Universal superglue combines cyanoacrylate technology to ensure durability whilst drying transparently.
BrandLoctite #ad
ManufacturerHenkel #ad
Height0.99 cm (0.39 Inches)
Length10.01 cm (3.94 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.04 Pounds)
Width15.01 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part Number2063435

4. Woven Labels UK


Care Home, 30 Just Stick Clothing Name Tags/Labels- No Sew or Iron for School Children

Woven Labels UK #ad - Perfect for child's school uniforms, care homes, & daycare. Available with black, red, magenta, royal blue and green lettering on white labels. Ensure clothing and uniforms don't get lost. Sticks to existing clothing label with no sewing or ironing required! 30 labels per set; measuring 12mm x 23mm.
BrandWoven Labels UK #ad
ManufacturerWoven Labels UK #ad
Part Number2021-01FU-4-16625



Fragile Tape For Packing Cardboard Boxes, FRAGILE Printed, Strong & Thick Fragile Tape 48mm x 66m, Heavy Duty Packing tape for Moving House, Package Tape by Tape It Up 1 Roll, Packaging Tape

TAPE IT UP #ad - Ensures your fragile valuables are packed safely. Top quality parcel packaging tape - long shelf life - will not loose stickiness - environmentally Friendly Water Based Adhesive - Will Never Go Yellow - UV Resistant - Provides Quick Stick - Remains Sealed in Extreme Temperatures. We will provide full refund or replace the product even after the refund period is closed.

Ideal for archive boxes, moving tape, metal, plastics, wood, works on recyclable cardboard, bubble wrapping tape and several other surfaces. Customer service - we guarantee you a risk-free purchase! try it and if for any reason whatsoever you are not happy with this package tape, then please contact us through Amazon. Value for money - why pay more for big brand names when you can get same quality for pretty low price! This pack has 6 rolls with 66 meters on each roll - 396 meters in total - 48mm width x 66 meters - 3 inch inside diameter of Core - Fits standard packaging tape dispenser or can be used by hand.

We value your feedback and will ensure that no stone is left unturned to provide 100% satisfaction! Moving house boxes - packing parcel Boxes in Warehouses - DIY tasks - This fragile packing tape will always come in handy. Extra thick & premium adhesive - this strong packing tape is 47 microns thick, much thicker than Regular Box Tape. Multipurpose fragile tape roll - our heavy duty packing tape is ideal for both household and commercial use. High performance adhesive provide A Sticky Seal Making It Ideal Tape For Packing Boxes. Withstands rough Shipping Conditions And Wear & Tear.
BrandTAPE IT UP #ad
ManufacturerTAPE IT UP #ad
Height5 cm (1.97 Inches)
Length10.5 cm (4.13 Inches)
Weight0.17 kg (0.39 Pounds)
Width10.5 cm (4.13 Inches)
Part Number1

6. Litchitree


Sketch Markers for Adult Kid Coloring Book, Litchitree 40 Colours Graphic Drawing Painting Alcohol Dual Tip Art Marker Pens, Illustration Painting Card Making,Highlighting

Litchitree #ad - 40 permanent colours: professional superior artist quality dual tip art markers, illustrating, writing, Includes all the colours artists need for drawing, anime, sketching, designing, manga, shading, rendering, adult coloring books and more. Markers are stored in a convenient storage box.

Caps are colour coded and have colour names marked on them. Humanization design: the marker pen ergonomic design that makes them easier to hold and use, while it also prevents the markers from rolling off a table. Super quality ink: our super quality permanent ink provides a rich colour saturation and allows the colors to be laid down clean, smooth and evenly. Risk free purchase - 100% lifetime satisfaction guarantee: We're so confident that you'll be delighted with our Super Markers that if you're not satisfied with them at anytime, we'll provide a full refund.

Markers are non-toxic, acid free alcohol based permanent markers. Perfect colour match every time you use them because the tips share a single ink reservoir. Fine bullet & chisel tips: serious artists love using our dual tipped Super Markers because of their accurate line control, superior colour blending. The fine bullet tip or the chisel tip allow you to create clean thick, thin or lines with ease.
BrandLitchitree #ad
ManufacturerLitchitree #ad
Height20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Length20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Weight0.8 kg (1.76 Pounds)
Width40 cm (15.75 Inches)
Part NumberZMUK-170-40

7. Framed Occasions


Never Too Old To Go Clubbing Man Card, Personalised Birthday Card for him, Any birthday 30th 40th, funny golf birthday card for a husband, brother. Birthday cards for men, boyfriend, uncle

Framed Occasions #ad - They are then dispatched in a board backed envelope so they arrive in perfect condition. Super fast dispatch and delivery of all personalised birthday cards 95% of orders arrive within 2 working day after dispatch.

This never too old to go clubbing man Card can be personalised with any name on the top of the card and an optional message on the bottom. All our personalised birthday cards come with a Brown Kraft Envelope and protected in a cellophane bag. See full details below on the Never Too Old To Go Clubbing Man Card. How do i personalise my card? click the customise now button and fill in the personalisation details that you would like on the card see image for details on how to personalise. All cards are blank on the inside making them suitable for any occasion including birthday, valentines day, anniversary, Christmas and more.
BrandFramed Occasions #ad
ManufacturerFramed Occasions #ad
Height17.8 cm (7.01 Inches)
Length0.1 cm (0.04 Inches)
Weight0.05 kg (0.12 Pounds)
Width12.7 cm (5 Inches)

8. Everbuild


25 mm x 2.5 m, Clear, Everbuild Mammoth Powerful Grip Tape, Reinforced Double Sided Tape

Everbuild #ad - Even suitable to replace drilling, plugging and unsightly screws in many applications for a cleaner look, high standard finish. Ideal for use on craft projects, around the home, industry or construction applications and general office use.

Available in widths of 12mm, 25mm and 50mm. Provides the ability to bond virtually any material, metal, wood, brickwork, indoors or outdoors including ceramics, plastics and PVCu. Once applied the bond is moisture resistant and provides a weather proof seal that will not degrade with U. V light. Features the ultimate heavy duty adhesive that provides incredible immediate bond strength that has to be seen to be believed.
BrandEverbuild #ad
ManufacturerSika Everbuild #ad
Height15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Length3 cm (1.18 Inches)
Weight0.07 kg (0.15 Pounds)
Width10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Part Number2PG25

9. Bic


Green, Black, Bic 4 Colours Original Retractable Ballpoint Pen, Red, Pack of 3 2 + 1 Bonus, Medium Point 1.0 mm, with Four Ink Colors in Each Pen Blue

Bic #ad - Each refillable ink cartridge writes for an average of 2 km – that's a total of 8 km. Change colours without changing pen with BIC 4 Colours Original. Long live the bic 4 colours pen. With the 4 medium 1. 0 mm ballpoints, a totally versatile BIC Biro pen for crisp precision writing or bullet journaling. This pack contains 3 blue, black, red and green ink all in one pens. Classic design featuring the round blue and white barrel, a side clip and the signature clicking buttons. Made with minimal raw materials and proudly certified by the NF Environnement eco-label.
BrandBic #ad
ManufacturerBiC #ad
Height19.7 cm (7.76 Inches)
Length8 cm (3.15 Inches)
Weight0.04 kg (0.09 Pounds)
Width1.8 cm (0.71 Inches)
Part Number811909

10. Packatape


1 Roll x Clear Tape, 1 Roll x Fragile Tape 48mm x 66m by Packatape, Packing Tape 3 Rolls General Purpose Packaging Tape, 1 Roll x Brown Tape

Packatape #ad - Our package tape has a strong hold and seals well! Perfect for the use as box tape for moving! Parcel tape sticky & durable - our tape sticks extremely well to cardboards and similar surfaces. Packaging tape doesn't go bad - our shipping tape is made for longevity! You can store these rolls for years without any loss of stickiness or strength.

And it will never yellow! so whether you need it regularly or sporadically - this is the best choice for you! Save big - huge value! 3 extra long rolls of 48mm x 66m tape 1 roll x brown, 1 roll x clear and 1 roll fragile tape for packing boxes. Packing tape withstands rough handlign - our tape is 45 microns thick and will withstand rough handling and shipping! Great packing tape doesn’t have to be expensive! Save the huge markup of overpriced branded products and go with the best quality for the best price. Spare yourself the premium of overpriced brand names. Super sticky and strong. And thanks to its uv and moisture resistance it ensures your packages are sealed well come sun or rain! For very delicate or heavy shipments you can use multiple layers for even more protection and that extra peace of mind.

Our customer care promise - try our box packing tape absolutely risk free! if at any point in time - for whatever reason - you're unhappy with your new tape for boxes, just contact us! We'll either refund you in full, send you a free replacement or work with you until you're completely satisfied! Beyond Amazons regular return window and even when you already used the product! Just message us and we'll take good care of you.
BrandPackatape #ad
ManufacturerPackatape #ad
Part NumberMult-3-PT